You’re tired of the whole "does-size-matter?" debate because you already know the answer. A few things, like electronic devices and most famous actors, look good small. But when it comes to the stuff you love and the dreams you entertain, there’s no point denying that bigger is generally better. Why limit yourself to regular sized ambitions, let alone average everyday items? Below are 15 awesomely colossal products you can find on eBay that prove just how worthwhile it can be to wish bigger, literally.
1. Half Gallon Ceramic Coffee Mug
Sip coffee all day long from this 64-ounce tank of a mug that tells the world you won’t be judged for your coffee intake. You’re a caffeine fiend and proud of it. Plus, you’re down to just one cup a day!
2. Big Brown Teddy Bear
This life-sized 100% cotton teddy bear isn’t just adorable. It’s also impossibly cuddly, from snout to paw, and a really good listener. Which begs the question: Is dating even necessary when you own an enormous stuffed animal?
3. Giant Adhesive Wall Clock
You’ll never be as young as you are today because time doesn’t stop, not even for the season finale of The Bachelor. Let this silver, battery powered timepiece remind you just how precious every minute is. There’s nothing like a massive wall clock to inspire you to seize the day already.
4. Six Person Inflatable Pool Float
Why float solo when you can cruise the waters with your entire squad? With two coolers, six cup holders, and a wading pool on board, this raft, which measures roughly 13 feet by 11 feet, is the floating island you need to host an aquatic party for your nearest and dearest.
5. The World’s Largest Gummy Bear
Finally, a gluten free product you can actually get behind. This 10-inch tall, five-pound sweet equates to 1,400 of the gummy bears you’re used to. It’s the treat of your childhood dreams that will give you the sugar rush you crave, plus a heavy dose of nostalgia.
6. Couple’s Bean Bag Chair
A mammoth bean bag chair is an ideal way to put off full-blown adulthood just a little bit longer. As an added bonus, no seating arrangement is more conducive to an evening of Netflix and chill than a seven-foot, spherical cushion designed to accommodate couples.
7. Giant Dolphin Kite
In a drone filled universe, the idea of flying a kite seems ridiculously quaint. Unless of course your kite is a four-foot-long behemoth of an ocean creature that looks as badass in the sky as you look wielding it from the ground. Finally, you can live out your Mary Poppins destiny with this whale of a flying object.
8. Jumbo Emoji Key Chains
You’ve been peppering your texts with tiny smiley faces and the brown, frozen yogurt swirl poop emoji for as long as you can remember. But if you really want to express an emotion, you might as well do it IRL—not with your face, but with one of these magnified emoji key chains.
9. King Sized Playing Cards
Maybe card games seem a little two-dimensional for your modern, 3D primed brain. But when you’re dealing with a deck of cards that’s ten times the regular size, even the simplest games like Go Fish, War, and Solitaire become ten times more fun. Same goes for building massive card castles.
10. Mega Outdoor Chess Set
Computer chess, you get. When you’re bored. Maybe. But an actual board game? No thanks. Unless you get to drag three-foot-tall plastic kings, queens, and pawns across a giant checkered mat on the porch outside.
11. Huge Latex Balloons
When you show up to a birthday or a special occasion with a bunch of brightly coloured three-foot balloons in tow, you automatically become the life of that party. Be the person who makes an epic entrance—because you’re awesome and because it feels good to make other people smile.
12. Six Foot Inflatable Globe
They say millennials are self-obsessed, but you care about the world more than “they” know. Show everyone just how globally minded you are by investing in this giant topographical globe, which is great for outdoor games in the yard or pool.
13. Jumbo Pill Shaped Organiser
It’s clever, it’s chic, and, most importantly, it’s meta. Whether you use it to stash vitamins, meds, or goldfish, this pillbox in the shape of a monstrous pill is also wonderfully unapologetic.
14. Wizard Gumball Machine
Your parents made you settle for a miniature model that could sit atop your desk, but now the power is in your hands. With its 24-inch globe and bright base, this magnificent gumball machine immediately gives any room the Willy Wonka aesthetic you’ve always longed for.
15. Total Body Pillow
While you might not be ready to have kids yet, you’re definitely ready to invite a massive fluffy pregnancy pillow into your bed. Super comfort isn’t just for pregnant women, and you’re willing to prove it by wrapping yourself around this 400-thread count u-shaped body cushion night after night.