9 Wacky Halloween Outfits That Are So Bad They’re Brilliant

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It’s that time of the year again when humans try to put ghouls, ghosts and goblins out of work by dressing up in ridiculous and outrageous costumes, all in the name of Halloween fun. And let's face it some people do it better than others and often the weirder it is, the better it is. So if you're thinking of dressing up, remember you don't have to stick to the spooky, you  can just opt for downright odd. With that in mind, here are nine of the weirdest and wackiest Halloween costumes that money can buy on eBay...
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1. Sea Animal Creature Jaws Halloween Costume


Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Halloween party someone’s turned up as Jaws’ dinner. This adult Halloween costume isn't for the feint hearted, or the body conscious, as you've got to have half your torso hanging out of the face of a fish to make it work.  The design also means being one arm down for any pint glass-related activities.

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2. Magic of Rahat


The Swiss Army Knife of Halloween costumes, the Magic of Rahat comes in various shock and awe formats, from a sliced torso and severed hand, to a decapitated head and that old classic, the alien popping out of your shirt. How all of these work, however, is part of the mystery as well.  

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3. Weird Pigeon Mascot Costume


While mascots will be making kids smile up and down the country at football matches this weekend, this fella is more likely to creep out anyone who lays eyes on it. We've been staring at it for days now and still can't quite work out what it's supposed to be. Our best guess is Woody Woodpecker meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Two words: Very. Sinister. 

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4. Inflatable Gargoyle Costume


Sick of having monkeys on your back? Then swap them for a gargoyle this Halloween. It'll be down to you to explain why you've got a massive inflatable rock gargoyle baby  attached to your back but perhaps you can pass it off as your latest date from Tinder. Perfect if you want a really scary costume, or creepy?

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5. Weird Smiling Guy Horror Mask


If you ever wondered what the illegitimate child of Michael Jackson and The Joker would have looked like then here’s your answer. It’ll really be a “thriller night” when you hit the dancefloor looking more like the King of Bogeymen than the King of Pop.  Check out a selection of whacky Halloween masks on eBay.

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6. Zombie Dog Halloween Costume


When the Zombie Apocalypse comes no one will be spared, not even your pets. So it makes total sense to  start preparing them to join the walking dead right now. You've never had a better excuse to swap those cutesy designer sweaters and comfy travel bags for something a whole lot more Evil Dead to give your dog a great costume this Halloween.

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7. Spider Lady Witch


When you can’t decide whether you want to be a superhero or a baddie, Spider Woman or a witch, then why not just make up your own character and go for something halfway in between. Meet Spider Lady Witch. At least you’ll be safe in the knowledge that no one else will turn up in your whacky witch outfit.  

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8. Carry Me Teddy Costume


If Mark Wahlberg can have a teddy that picks up girls and goes to killer parties then why can't you have one that gives you piggybacks? Exactly. Now you can really turn up to the Halloween party in style, strut in your outfit and have some to carry you home if it all gets out of hand. 

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9. Pink Doughnut


If you want to scare the pants off people then what better than going for a costume that represents the deadliest killer on the planet right now: sugary treats. In a room full of all the old institutions of fright night, like ghosts, ghouls and movie villains, you’ll easily be the most irresistible killer on the block.

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Everything you need for a super spooky fantastically frightful Halloween. From costumes under £20 to all the party essentials, step this way for a fright night you won't forget.

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