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Just for a giggle I wrote a guide on why not to support Manchester City , 766 plus people read it so in an attempt to bolster my ebay rating in the good guide guide (why I know not , but I just cant sleep) I'm writing another guide on how to write a good guide.

1: Grab em at the begining, a quick gag, an amazing claim, the more way out and exagerated the claim the better. I know the latter is true because in my on line survey 40 million people agreed. If you get their attention at the begining their 99% more likely to read the rest of your dribble.

2: Put in as many Tag words as possible, even if not linked to your guide, its amazing how many people key porn or sex into a search engine just for the craic (no pun intended , honest) If you are reading this because you keyed either of these words please feel free to log off now.

3: Have something to say or nothing to do , either of these is guarenteed to make what you write more intresting, if you just want to rant write to points of view or your local MP because no one else gives a damm.

I will stop now and update later when this has been read by 500 people and remember please rate this review. Tell your friends to rate this review . your opinion matters and without you I won't get to be number one.

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