NEVER LIE TO YOUR WIFE

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Meeting an old friend from the WI for lunch she explained that the lecturer that was supposed to be going to give a talk on sexual relationships had cancelled, and asked me to deputise or the ladies from the institute would be disappointed, apparently it was a sell-out and refunds would be a pain.

so i did my best and if i say so myself i think i pulled it off.

my wife met me just as i was about to escape the crowd asking why i was so late?,

when i explained;  she asked what subject id been talking on, "aviation" i said off the top of my head.

just then the crowd engulfed us congratulating me on my lecture.

i slunk off in shame when my wife expressed surprise  i knew anything about it as id only been up twice and been sick with fear both times.

never lie to the wife.

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