Our pick of the funniest USB memory sticks

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Q: When is a stick not a stick?
A: When it’s cunningly disguised as a deadly ninja, Dr Who’s Tardis or a diamond encrusted necklace.

We salute all our sellers out there making the plain old USB memory stick into something, well, a whole lot more memorable. We’ve picked our favourites from the kooky selection on eBay just for you. 

Who's there?
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Who's there?

Who's there?

Ever wondered just how much you can fit into the Tardis? Now's the time to find out. A must for you Whovians out there...

eBay recommends: Dr Who Tardis USB
Price: £18.99 for 8GB
Stick on some music
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Stick on some music

Stick on some music

For all you wannabe rock stars and DJs - carry around your own playlists, demo tracks and mixes on this funky little guitar.

eBay recommends: Guitar keyring USB
Price: £5.25 for 8GB
Fond memories
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Fond memories

Fond memories

Some people wear lockets but you can store a lot more in this heart shaped necklace. So many to choose from too, one for every outfit.

eBay recommends: Heart necklace USB
Price: £6.25 for 2GB
No messing
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No messing

No messing

Is there a safer place to store all your data than on this deadly ninja? We think not.

eBay recommends: Ninja USB stick
Price: £6.49 for 4GB
A dog with a stick
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A dog with a stick

A gadget within a gadget - what's not to love? This transformer will keep geeks and kids entertained for hours.

 eBay recommends: Transformer USB
Price: £12.99 for 16GB
Handy-bag
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Handy-bag

Handy-bag

What every busy girl needs - a compact handbag that holds everything. That's smart shopping.

eBay recommends: Pink handbag USB
Price: £8.99 for 8GB
Batman's secret weapon
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Batman's secret weapon

Just how does Batman know where the next super villain's going to strike?
Holy laptops Batman! It's not a superpower after all, it's all stored on your memory stick.

eBay recommends: Batman USB
Price £5.89 for 8GB 
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