THE EFFELUMPS GUIDE TO HOW TO PICK A GOOD BUN

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WELCOME TO THIS GUIDE TO BUNS

OF FUN AND LAUGHTER.

HERE YOU SHALL LEARN ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BUNS,

 A NELLIEFLUMPS FAVOURITE FOOD.

 

BUNS COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ALTHOUGH IT IS FAIR TO SAY THAT LARGE ONES ARE BETTER :)

THEY CAN BE CURRANT BUNS, CREAM BUNS, CHOKLIT BUNS, ICED BUNS, HOTCROSS BUNS,IN FACT ANY TYPE OF BUN AT ALL.

THE SECRET TO A GOOD BUN IS TO EAT IT INNIT , THIS IS TRULY ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

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MY BUNS COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES AND ARE INVARIABLY LARGE ONES AS I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY :) THE BEST BIT ABOUT A BUN IS LICKING ONES FINGERS AFTERWARDS, mmmmmmmmmmmm .

PLEASE NOTE, IF FOR SOME REASON YOU HAVE A MAD HALF HOUR AND ACTUALLY GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A BUN,( ??!!!   WHY WOULD YOU WHEN YOU COULD CHOMP EM YOURSELF??)   PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LICK THIER FINGERS AFTERWARDS AS THIS IS EXPECTED :)

MY BUNS ARE ALWAYS FREE, FILLED WITH LOVE AND A LITTLE BIT OF MAGIC DUST. BUNS ARE GUARENTEED TO MAKE YOU HAPPIER SO CHOMP ONE TODAY

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IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS ME (OO ER MISSUS) PLEASE FEEL FREE TO GRAB MY BUNS AS TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE BUN IS MY MISSION IN LIFE :)

PLEASE NOTE- VIRTUAL BUNS DO NOT ROT ONES TEETH, I OFFER A GUARENTEE THAT IF BY EATING MY VIRTUAL BUNS YOUR TEETH DIMINISH, I WILL OFFER A FULL AND THOROUGH CHECKUP WITH A VIRTUAL DENTIST :)

BUNS FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEVVVVEERRRR!

HEE HEE

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