Retro METAL SIGNS PLAQUES
These retro metal signs have been reproduced to offer an authentic 1950's retro style sign and has a vintage distressed paint which adds to its retro weathered look and charm. Each sign displays its retro image with a humorous slogan, the funny quotes will make you smile so are a must have for homes or work places, making them ideal gifts.
Metal Wall Signs Slogans;
I Have No Idea wall sign
"I SMILE BECAUSE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON." Height 19cm Width 24cm
DRINK COFFEE wall sign
"DRINK COFFEE.. Do stupid things faster with more energy" Height 19cm Width 25cm
Loved and Lost wall sign
"It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life." Height 19cm Width 24cm
You Have Two Choices wall sign
"YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER....... TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!" Height 19cm Width 24cm
Wages of Sin wall sign
"The Wages of Sin is Death, But the hours are good." Height 35cm Width 26cm
What You Eat wall sign
'Eat less, Lose Weight, Don't Drink, Die Anyway'
- Made out of metal.
- Total hanging length : 47cm
- EAT LESS = 6cm x 17cm
- LOSE WEIGHT = 6cm x 14.5cm
- DON'T DRINK = 6cm x 15cm
- DIE ANYWAY = 6cm x 18cm
Happiness wall sign
"People who say happiness can't buy happiness obviously don't know where to shop" Height 19cm x Width 24cm
Hard Work wall sign
Sign reads : 'Hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance' Width 20cm Height (Including metal hanging wire) 21cm x Depth 0.6cm
Hand over the Chocolate
Sign reads: 'Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt' In metal. w 22cm x h 22cm
Sign reads: 'I'm on holiday, get it yourself' Measures approx: h 22cm x w18cm
FRIENDS: Much Cheaper Than A Psychiatrist. Measures approx 19 x 24cm
Coffee... Need another cup:
Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup. Measures approx 19 x 24cm
We're a normal family:
Remember, as far as anyone knows We're a normal family. Measures approx 19 x 24cm
I Hate Spending Money...:
'I hate spending money... but the economy needs me'. Measures approx 19 x 24cmLarge Stress Reduction Bang Head Here.
'Stress Reduction, Bang Head Here, Directions: 1) Place on Firm Surface 2) Follow Directions in circle 3) Repeat step 2 if necessary or until unconscious 4) If unconscious, cease stress reduction activity' In cream with black writing. Measures approx: 35cm x 25cm
BEWARE OF THE CAT
'The Cat and the Housekeeping Live Here' Wooden wall sign. Measures approx: 20cm x 10cm
'How can I control my life when I can't control my hair?' Sign measures approx - 24cm x 19cm
'I can only please one person a day... TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY (Tomorrow's not looking good either)' Sign measures approx: 20cm x 15cm
Gin and Tonic Diet
'I'm on the Gin and Tonic Diet so far I have lost 2 Days' Measures approx: width 20cm x height 15cm.
'Chocolate Diva. Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.' Sign measures approx: Width 15cm x Height 20cm
'Let's pretend I like cooking and you pretend it taste nice'. Sign measures approx: Width 20cm x Height 15cm
Cook With Wine
'I love cooking with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food' Sign measures approx: Width 20cm x Height 15cm
'Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Gentlemen your aim will help. Stand closer: It's shorter than you think. Ladies please remain seated for the entire performance' Sign measures approx: Width 20cm x Height 15cm
'Wine, The Classy Person way to get hammered' Measures approx: Width 15cm x Height 20cm
This sign is wooden.
Sign reads : 'Only dull women have immaculate houses' Sign measures approx : Width 20cm Height (Including metal hanging wire) 21cm x Depth 0.6cm
Drop your pants Laundry Vintage Hanging sign
Metal wall sign - 'Fluff and Fold LAUNDRY Service - Drop your pants here' Sign measures approx: Height 20cm x Width 15cm Sign has 4 pre drilled holes, this is not shown in the image
Going to HELL But My Friends Will Be There
Mother Knows Best
- "I may be going to HELL... but at least all my friends will be there" Height 19cm Width 24cm
- "Mother is totally stressed but compared to Dad she still knows best" Height 19cm Width 24cm
Pink Gin and Tonic Diet
- 'I'm on the Gin and Tonic Diet so far I have lost 2 Days' Measures approx: width 20cm x height 15cm. Sign has four pre drilled holes, this is not shown in the image
Just Smile and Wave Dear
- 'Just smile and wave dear I've absolutely no idea who they are' Measures approx: width 20cm x height 15cm. Sign has four pre drilled holes, this is not shown in the image
No Idea Whats Going On
- 'I smile and wave because I have absolutely no idea what is going on' Measures approx: width 20cm x height 15cm. Sign has four pre drilled holes, this is not shown in the image
I Like Cooking
- 'Let's pretend I'll pretend I like cooking and you pretend it tastes nice' Measures approx: 24cm x 15cm Sign has four pre drilled holes, this is not shown in the image
- 'What if the HOKEY COKEY is what it's all about' Measures approx: 15cm x 20cm. Sign has four pre drilled holes, this is not shown in the image.
Please Note: These items are BRAND NEW, will make a gorgeous gift and are dispatched on the *same day payment clears, direct from our modern warehouse facilities in Hertford. All UK orders with a combined value of over £30.00 delivery is FREE OF CHARGE. *unless it is a weekend or Bank Holiday where the item will be dispatched on the next available working day.
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