Details about 32 Inch JVC TV and Stand32 Inch JVC TV and Stand See original listing
11 Aug, 2011 09:30:24 BST
[ 32 bids ]
SWINDON, Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Used: An item that has been previously used. The item may have some signs of cosmetic wear, but is fully ... Read moreabout the condition
3D Not Supported
LOT – 2
This is my ex girlfriend’s TV and TV Stand. I am selling them, as she no longer lives in my house. She accidentally fell into bed with Steve the other week. Steve is not me.
The TV was used previous in her private “TV room”; one especially allocated so she could curl up and watch “Americas Got Essex Come Talent” privately.
Now, she doesn’t have any rooms allocated to her. This is because she now lives with Steve. Steve lives in a one-bedroom rental that smells of horse and bottom.
The TV, stand and remote come sold together as a neat package, very much like my girlfriend, her deception, halitosis and unsightly thumb wart.
The remote is an ingenious device that allows the television picture to come on but also off. You can choose either. This provided much pleasure for my gibbon of girlfriend who would marvel for hours switching it on and off claiming it was magic.
Woefully the TV does not have HDMI, which is, agreeably, a compromise by today’s standards I know; much like, oh, let’s say, living in a one-room-pigsty-slum-hovel-hog-parlour with a disastrous looking man.
The stand’s legs are aesthetically finished in chrome and thankfully do not make small children point, run away or vomit.
This 32-inch JVC classic is presented in grey,
which is Steve’s favourite colour but it is also a colour reflecting the true
joy I wish them both as they start their life together in their cosy mutant burrow.
There is an array of channels that the television can pick up such as One, Two, Three, Four and also additionally Five. Five is also the number of male friends my ex can pick up on Facebook; every ten minutes.
The TV also has an Aux channel, which is a complicated channel you can play games on such as Sonic. She thinks Sonic is real, and I once caught her in the garden at night calling him with a bowl of milk.
The buyer will collect the item in person
from Swindon from a neutral address. This is because my current home is being forensically cleaned in an attempt to prevent the inhalation of warts via
Swindon incidentally is a town in England. Early colonists of Swindon in the 1800s were originally en route to live in Bristol because it's cool but mid-way on the journey the horses got tired and refused to move any further than Junction 15 of the M4. The first shops followed in 1840 and now Swindon has proudly progressed into a modern, up and coming town; with both a Boots and a handy Halfords.
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