EXOTIC and UNIQUE VW POLO 1.4 POWERHOUSE, GHETTO RALLY CAR 99P NO RESERVE!

Hi, welcome to my auction for my exotic polo,

If you are looking for an immaculate headturning example of a polo, please do not bid, However if you are just looking for a headturning example please read on,

This car can be used for any occasion, ranging from weddings to submarining,

I can confirm the car works under water as it nearly drowned once and just kept plodding on,

If you are a 17 year old chava that wears a backwards baseball cap and likes to go pulling the ladies this is the car for you. The car actually has a built in clunge magnet! What young lad could do without this car? it is truely unique, REMEMBER.... its a 5 door so more doors = more whores,

The car saves the owner alot of time and money by not needing a drain pipe fitted under the rear bumper to attract attention as the exhaust already has a hole in,( NOT TOO LOUD JUST A NICE BURBLE) saving you valuable pennies for maccy ds car park, ALSOO...... a snorkel filter for submarining is fitted,

This is an ideal ghetto rally car and is not for the faint hearted, it came 1st in its last rally with its previous owner, and if you are not familiar with driving as irratically as this car deserves, i can arrange you a one on one driving tuition with the previous owner who can make your pants turn from 0-brown in 3.2 seconds!,

Sadly the ghetto blaster inside the car has been removed so you will have to listen to the roar of the mighty 1.4 litre powerhouse or bring your own cassette player / 8track, and listen through the one speaker,

The car has a specialist two tone paint job, quite rare, white/rust which adds to the rally car effect (remember rust is lighter than carbon fibre), it even has the shape of africa on the drivers door where the laquer is peeling,

Also, the engine has so much power it has made the clutch start to slip (not badly still has a good 3 rallys before it gives in),

The chrome spinners have been removed and replaced with alloy wheels and 4 tyres which are black and round and also have very good tread,

I can confirm the two front doors and one rear door definately open however the other 2 do not function as doors ,

Comes with large air brakes (or as other people call them mudflaps),

As you can see the previous owner hit a gazelle with the front bumper on his last rally and has added to the overall character of this great piece of german engineering,( However you do not need to wear green leather shorts to drive it),

There is a nice humming from the front, i havent ran over a choir or anything just a wheel bearing on its way out,

The engine has hay fever and sometimes has a little sneeze but runs well 95% of the time,

The drivers door only locks from the inside as the lock has grown legs,

I will include all the items in the interior at no extra cost,

m.o.t till at least september maybe october,

Tax till august,

Again saving you money and time in jail, the car has its own legal high, petrol fumes when stitting in traffic and its even ok to smoke in and hasnt exploded yet,

IF YOUR LOOKING FOR BARGAIN MOTORING IT CERTAINLY DOESNT GET ANY CHEAPER THN THIS!!,

NO RESERVE 99P START, 7 DAY LISTING, WILL GO TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER/OFFER,

Please cash on collection only,

Very reliable car too good to scrap, electric windows power steering etc,

I know what this is worth for scrap so please dont waste your time offering me £100,

Any questions - 07791463529 - Joe,

Any aa / rac inspetion welcome ive nothing to hide,

The price you win it for is the price you pay,

VIEWING HIGHLY RECCOMENDED at Bellingham Northumberland NE48,

THANKS FOR LOOKING!!!

VERY GOOD ON FUEL - RETURNS AROUND 50MPG!