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£3.41 Royal Mail International Standard (Small Packets) | See details
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SUTTON-ON-SEA, United Kingdom


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Item specifics

New: A brand-new, unused, unopened and undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full details. See all condition definitions- opens in a new window or tab
Type: Jokes and Pranks
Suitable for: Children Title/ Type: various
Modern/ Vintage: Modern



Everybody likes a good laugh and a joke and a practical joke is often just what's needed to light in an atmosphere. A range of practical jokes are inexpensive and fun. We have lots of jokes in our range please check out our on a jet plane listings in our shop for the full range that is available.


We also have a special gift box selection that saves you money on postage


All of our stock is in the UK and ready for immediate dispatch. Check out our feedback to see just how good and quick we are at sending you what you order.


We reserve the right to send the item without packaging this helps keep the shipping costs FREE. If you particularly want for packaging then please send us a message immediately after placing your order and we will try to send your order with the packaging.


Please note that from time to time we change supplier and the supplier also sometimes changes the packaging but the actual joke will remain similar.


Please make sure you read the warnings and advice instructions on the packaging or in our listings and observed the age requirements for each individual joke.


The pictures in the listing may show some of the JOKES we sell in other listings. If you buy from this listing you get the


The one shown in the title only.





There are several designs and colours to select from IN OUR SHOP






The Item Is HERE NOW IN THE UK READY TO SHIP (not like China that can easy take 35 days if you get it at all).








The items are individually priced.. It is for that reason we cannot offer postage discounts normally. However if you WANT A TRADE ORDER PLEASE CONTACT US.


We hope you enjoy our good service!


ONE IMPORTANT THING.99% of our UK customers get soft toys in 3-7 working days. However your item will not fit through a letter box. If after 10 WORKING (M-F) days after paying it has not arrived call your LOCAL SORTING OFFICE and ask them if they have it. It will probably be in a white plastic mailing envelope if it is just 1 or two toys. Every day items are returned to us uncollected by the customer and the Post Person did not leave a card. Customers say our post man always …… but remember postmen get sick and go on holiday and the relief one may not do this ….. . Please check with them. Thanks.

# We prefer payment by pay pal please 

# Negative feedback will be left to non payers.


 At ?on a jet plane? never want to sell you and item that is not just want you wanted. We try hard to give accurate and honest descriptions but there are terms and phrases that are not always understood by members of the public. Below we will explain a few.



?Plush? a soft filled toy with an outer softness with a very short nap (length of fur) through to slightly fury feel. Average softness.

GQ ?Gift Quality Plush? a nap that is slightly longer and softer.

AQ ?amusement quality? Toys original designed for the amusement industry. The sort of toy you might find in an arcade. Still licenced but the quality control is slightly lower and stitching not as concealed or perfect. Sometimes on the tags it will say not for sale but this applies to the first sale from manufacturer to from third parties to the public. It also makes the toy rarer and more collectable.

?super soft? This toy has a soft filling but is much more cuddly.


If you want the best then look for GQ and super soft, medium quality GQ and for value AQ.


A toy is a CE marked item but there are many items that feature child friendly items that are not toys like for example an Angry Birds mouse mat or a Disney pen.


Household and general items.

These days 95% of goods sold come originally from China and unless we say ?made in ????? you should assume that is where the items were made. We sell lots of things that are pre packed. China make things in bulk with the lowest quality materials. Unless we say high quality assume that the item is typical China cheap stuff. That does not mean it is rubbish but it is mot top quality. Unless we say supplied in a sealed pack the item may come loose. If you want the item in packaging please make sure you ask by message. If the item says includes ?gift box? you will get the box.


The items are individually priced and POST FREE IN THE UK the overseas postage reflects the real price we pay for the postage and the packing staff and materials. It is for that reason WE CANNOT OFFER POSTAGE DISCOUNTS normally on SOFT toys.


We hope you enjoy our good service!



99% of our UK customers get soft toys in 3-7 WORKING DAYS However your item will not fit through a letter box. If after 10 WORKING (M-F) days (Don?t count weekend or public holidays) after paying it has not arrived call your LOCAL SORTING OFFICE and ask them if they have it. It will probably be in a plastic mailing envelope if it is just 1 or two toys. Everyday items are returned to us uncollected by the customer and the Post Person did not leave a card. Customers say our post man always ?? but remember postmen get sick and go on holiday and the relief one may not do this ?.. . Please check with them. Thanks.



All overseas orders are sent by Royal Mail Air Mail small Packets. Packets travel much slower than letters. They travel even slower at Christmas times. Most things arrive in Europe within 10 working days and the rest of the world 15 working days but you might need to allow 25 working days in both. Remember to check your local post office guide.


NOTE some countries have consistently caused us delivery problems and we only offer delivery to those countries if the customer pays for the international signed for delivery service. If you live in Eastern Europe, South America, Africa, Far East,

Middle East and a few other countries you must select that service. We will not deliver normal Air mail to those countries.


We also can only send items that have a packed size under 900mm therefore some items cannot be sent overseas.


We try to send everything out the next working date unless we state a specific time frame. If you order by special delivery or expedited shipping YOU ARE STRONGLY ADVISED to also send us a message to mention that requirement. The eBay system (although good generally) does not highlight fast shipping requests. For example order after 10am on a Friday and your Special delivery order will leave Monday and arrive Tuesday. Order on a Monday after 10am and it will leave Tuesday and arrive Wednesday. We try hard to beat that by 1 day but this is not guaranteed. 


# It is part of our terms and conditions that you will NOT LEAVE ANY NEGATIVE FEEDBACK until you have contacted us first by this website message to rectify any problem you may have. If you leave feedback before doing this we will ask for the feedback to be removed. If we fail to deal with you then you may leave negative feedback. We can assure you we will try to help.

# Larger items will need to be collected by the buyer Monday to Friday 9am to 3.30pm. Outside these times by arrangement only and may cost extra to arrange staff. SMALLER ITEMS MAY BE COLLECTED BUT A PACKING CHARGE MAY STILL APPLY. THIS IS BECAUSE MANY ITEMS ARE PREPACKED BEFORE AUCTION. Check before you bid or buy what our charge may be or expect it to be about half the P&P approx. in some cases.

# Combined postage is not available on free or low cost postage items. Some items cannot be combined. Check if that is important to you.

# Smaller items will be sent by Royal Mail*. Any item weighing over 1 KG will be sent parcel post our courier. Glass items must be collected.

# Valuable items and one off collectables will only be sent special delivery or courier and that costs around £6 upwards plus packing.

# Small light items like records, cards will go regular mail. A tracked service for most orders over £15 in value.

# Any item that is not as described can be returned for a refund, but please CONTACT US FIRST.

# We will try to send items out within 2 to 5 working days after payment and delivery will depend on the Royal Mail after that. The first day starts at 9am on a working day.


They have higher rates for some areas.

Most postcodes are zone 1 standard rate. Zone 2 is double the price and zone 3 trebles the price. Before you bid on an over 1kg item remember we will have to charge higher rates if you live in the zones below.

We may be able to save you money and send outside our contract but please contact us before you bid for a lower price.

UK parcel delivery zones For account customers, the cost of sending a parcel within the UK depends on what zone you are sending to and from. In the UK we have 3 zones. Prices and parcel delivery times vary by zone. For retail customers the cost does not depend on where you are sending to and from but just on weight.

Zone 1 England, Wales and parts of Scotland, excluding Highlands and Islands. The zone is made up of all postcodes not mentioned in zones 2 and 3.

Zone 2 The Highlands and Islands of Scotland - postcodes IV, HS, KA27-28, KW, PA20-49, PA60-78, PH17-26, PH30-44, PH49-50, ZE.

Zone 3 Northern Ireland, Isle of Man and Isles of Scilly -postcodes BT, IM, TR21-25.




#Please note that sometimes we take items out of the packaging shown to reduce postage costs. If you particularly want the packaging that the item came in please make sure you send us a message at the same time as placing your order. This may mean for example if an item came in a blister pack you would not receive the plastic packaging.

#We try our best to describe every item properly and give our customers colour choices where we can. However please note we reserve the right to change manufacturer, colour or minor design features as long as the basic product remains the same. You are of course at liberty to return any item that is not satisfactory. We cannot guarantee colour choices. If you particularly only want a certain colour please make sure you contact is via message immediately after placing your order.


# Any item that is not as described can be returned for a refund, but please CONTACT US FIRST.

#I TRY to ensure that the description of the goods sold in my online shop is accurate therefore if you decide to return your order I will refund your purchase payment but not the postage costs. Returns are happily accepted, provided items are returned unopened in original packaging in re-saleable condition within 10 days. 1 Buyer has to bear original postage or the return postage.

# However, if you need to return your goods because they are faulty or damaged then I will either send you a replacement or refund your entire payment including postage and packing. We may or may not ask you to return these items, but if we do, we will refund the cost of your return postage. Photo of the item can be asked for verification before releasing refund.

# PLEASE NOTE THE POSTAGE IS FOR ONLY ONE DELIVERY IF THE ITEM UNDELIVERED AND RETURNED BACK TO US THAN BUYER HAS TO PAY DELIVERY CHARGES AGAIN FOR REDELIVERY. If the item is returned undelivered you will be refunded what you paid less the postage and packing we paid to attempt the first delivery.

# To protect your order we always obtain proof of postage.

# We always look ways to improve out service and if you experience any problems with our service or products please contact us we will try to resolve the problem.

# Your email is important to me, you can contact me via eBay "Ask the Seller a Question" within a listing. I try to reply same day but please allow 48 hours except for weekends.

# Negative feedback will be left to non payers.

# A few of our items are listed on our own website or others. If they sell on another site we try to cancel the auction before the end. If by chance that does not happen we will always refund immediately any payment. If an item is discovered to be damaged before we pack it we will not send it if we only have one and immediately refund. We will NEVER knowingly sell and item we do not have or is faulty (unless faults are listed). We sincerely apologise should this unlikely non supply and refund happens. We will try to inform you before bidding if the item is listed elsewhere.

# Some of our auctions require immediate payment by pay pal (but not all).

# We are mostly selling personal items there is no VAT and no postage discounts for multiple buys. If you do want lots of items please call me on 01507 443 606 Monday to Friday 9am to 4pm.

# We will try to send items out within 3 working days after payment and delivery will depend on the Royal Mail after that

This busines is owned and operated by Sam Borthwick via ONAJETPLANE AKA Sharky's mablethorpe Ltd. UK.










You can contact us on 01507 443 606 Monday to Friday 9am to 3.30pm

Or by contact member on eBay



Business seller information

SAM Borthwick
Company registration number: na
VAT number: GB na

Returns policy

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We can accept returns. If un opened in original packing. You request the return within 7 days of delivery. the item it returned back to us at your cost within 7 days undamaged. WE MUST APPROVE THE REURN FIRST> Thanks
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