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Details about  FORD CORTINA BASED UGLY SHERWOOD KIT CAR HIDEOUS THANKFULLY RARE LUNATICS ONLY

FORD CORTINA BASED UGLY SHERWOOD KIT CAR HIDEOUS THANKFULLY RARE LUNATICS ONLY See original listing
FORD-CORTINA-BASED-UGLY-SHERWOOD-KIT-CAR-HIDEOUS-THANKFULLY-RARE-LUNATICS-ONLY
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Item condition:
Used
Ended:
11 May, 2013 12:18:24 BST
Price:
£249.87
Postage:
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Item location:
MOTHERWELL, United Kingdom

Description

eBay item number:
251269548143
Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing.
Last updated on  11 May, 2013 10:21:43 BST  View all revisions
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Item specifics

Condition:
Used: An item that has been previously used. See the seller’s listing for full details and description of ... Read moreabout the condition
Doors:

SORT OF

Seats:

DEFINATELY NONE

Colour:

PUTRID VOMIT

Seller's Warranty Expiry Date:

U HAVIN A LAUGH

Fuel:

DONKEY URINE

Previous Owners:

NO ONES ADMITTING ANYWAY

Power:

NONE

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