NEW, FIRST EDITION, SIGNED BY THE AUTHOR 'No stranger to the P45 - Volume One'

Synopsis of Dan W.Griffin's No stranger to the P45.

'If you have ever wondered what it would be like to crash a fairground ride, upset the Russian mob, humiliate yourself before millions of people on national television, cause eleven thousand pounds' damage to a restaurant in Blackpool, receive a VIP tour of The Whitehouse, be Santa Claus, 'accidentally' commit an armed robbery, hang twenty four thousand chickens on a rack, be pursued by the paparazzi, attend a fancy dress party as a serial killer, co-host a radio talk show, buy a crane, flee the country believing a gangster has ordered your legs by snapped like Twiglets, get mugged in Paris by a gorilla-penguin, throw-up on stage while trying to host a game show, escape an assassination attempt or be normal... then you're no longer alone.

  Welcome to Danland.

  Welcome to No stranger to the P45.'

No stranger to the P45 - Volume One is the first of a three-volume anecdotal memoir of a writer whose somewhat-chaotic career has led him to attempt over one hundred jobs and misadventures in business in his continuing quest to find the 'perfect job'. 

Ranging from the most mundane to the highly ridiculous, and occasionally not-particularly-legal business venture or job,  No stranger to the P45 is '... often hysterically funny', 'sometimes bizarre and frequently very silly', and 'quite simply, Brilliant.'  

Documenting the Author's first forty-three jobs and misadventures in business, Volume One includes the chapters 'Kung-fu kittens with nun-chucks and mittens' and 'The day the octopus stole my socks'.

Reviews of No stranger to the P45 have included:

'F**king Brilliant' - M Bryant

'Loved it... can't wait for the next one' - T Carpenter 

and

'One of the funniest books I have ever read' - T Gilmour

Andy McNab, author of the war memoir, Bravo Two Zero wrote, 'Buy this book (or else!)'

An ideal gift, each book can be signed by the Author with a personal message included for the recipient.

Title: No stranger to the P45 Author: Griffin, Dan Publisher: Feedaread Publication Date: July-18-2012 Pages: 276 Binding: Paperback Dimensions: 6" (W) x 9" (H) ISBN: 9781781765517 Subject: Biography & Autobiography / Personal Memoirs Edition: First Language ENGLISH Brand new Paperback: Your order will be dispatched from England via Royal Mail 1st Class, although please allow 4-5 days for delivery. We state up-front delivery cost and speed so please don't mark us down. Personal Message:  For a personal message, please email the Author immediately after purchase (and within 24 hours) with the name of the intended recipient.  No responsibility for omission will be accepted if not received within this time.  The Author retains the right to refuse to include any material deemed offensive or inappropriate. International customers outside United Kingdom: No stranger to the P45 can be dispatched globally.  Delivery time: UK 4-5 days. USA, Australia, Canada, Japan, and all other Rest of World 7-14 days by Priority Airmail. Customers should only purchase on understanding that at any time, severe international postal delays could occur due to unknown incidents such as extreme weather, war, terrorism, acts of god etc. Postage charges: £2.75 for United Kingdom, £5.00 for all foreign countries.  When dispatching we only use Royal Mail, supporting a British company, not cheaper foreign mail companies. Unfortunately due to requiring immediate payment on each item means we cannot offer combined postage discounts.