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NOVELTY ASBO - " EXTREME BODY ODOUR " **PERSONALISED**

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Price:
£1.99
 
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New condition
Postage:
£0.50 Economy Delivery | See details
 
Item location:
Oldham, United Kingdom
 
Posts to:
Worldwide
Delivery:
Dispatched within 1 day  
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Payments:
PayPal Postal order/Banker's draft  |  See payment information
International postage and import charges paid to Pitney Bowes Inc. Learn More- opens in a new window or tab
Returns:
14 days refund, buyer pays return postage See details
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eBay item number:
320533811878
Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing.
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Item specifics

Condition:
New: A brand-new, unused, unopened and undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full details. See all condition definitions- opens in a new window or tab
Modern/ Vintage:

Modern

Type:

Jokes and Pranks

 

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Item Description

 

" NOVELTY ASBO "

You are viewing a PERSONALISED novelty Anti Social Behaviour Order (ASBO).

FOR THE OFFENCE OF EXTREME BODY ODOUR

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Double the amount of showers you take - maybe even upto 2 a month"

States "Banned as from today for a period of six months. It is a serious offence to not comply with this ASBO, you may be disowned by your friends and family"

This has been carefully designed and produced exclusively by us and is colour laser printed onto high quality bond/woven paper for a quality finish. Has stamp marks, ASBO watermarks and the logo at the top! Will be supplied to you triple-folded as per the photo ready to send on to your friend! Makes an ideal joke gift for friends and work colleagues!

HOW TO GET YOUR ASBO PERSONALISED FOR FREE:

We will gladly personalise your ASBO for free, all you need to do is:

1. Use the buy it now to purchase the item.

2. When paying, pop a note into the instructions box in Paypal, or send an email through Ebay to us or if paying by cheque/postal pop a note in with your payment with the following information:

(a) THE RECEIPIENTS NAME (the person who has committed the offence)

(b) THE COMPLAINANT'S NAME (you or the person reporting the offence)

3. Wait for your order to arrive!

IN ORDER FOR US TO PROVIDE YOU WITH A FAST SERVICE, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION AT THE TIME OF ORDERING. IF WE DO NOT RECEIVE ANY EXTRA DETAILS FROM YOU, YOUR ASBO WILL BE SENT TO YOU WITH THE RECEIPIENT/COMPLAINANTS SECTIONS LEFT BLANK.

If you prefer to receive the name spaces BLANK so you can add your own information later that's no problem either , just let us know upon ordering.

IF YOU'RE NOT SURE HOW TO ORDER - PLEASE CONTACT US, WE'LL BE GLAD TO ASSIST YOU!


MORE ASBO'S AVAILABLE IN OUR SHOP:

BAD DRIVING!

EXTREME BODY ODOUR!

FARTING IN PUBLIC

BEING A P*SSHEAD!

EXCESSIVE SMOKING

BEING A TIGHT AR$E

TONE DEAF

BLANK - MAKE YOUR OWN ASBO!


We stock lots more novelty items - why not browse our shop to see what else interests you. Remember we will always combine postage costs wherever possible - ask for a quote!

PLE** PLEASE CLICK THIS LINK TO VIEW OUR EXCELLENT RANGE OF NOVELTY GIFT ITEMS **

**** WE ARE PROUD TO BE A UK POWERSELLER, WE ALSO SELL: Novelty Number Plates, Car Signs, A/V and PC Cables, PC Systems and Equipment, Novelty ASBOs, Kid's Bedroom Decorations, and much, much more!!! ****

 

Delivery Information and Charges

For all our UK and Overseas deliveries we use Royal Mail postal services. Royal Mail deliver an excellent service, 99% of our items arrive either next day in the case of 1st class, or within 3 days in the case of 2nd class. Be aware that some of our items are too large for your letterbox – if you’re not in when the postman calls your item will be returned to the sorting office – but note NOT ALL POSTMEN LEAVE CARDS!

We are pleased to offer our items worldwide. Wherever possible we will ship our items to your destination country, and will combine items for maximum value - ask for a quote.

Please look at the P&P section of this page for actual prices and the cost of shipping additional items.

Here is an approximate guide to expected delivery times (although they may vary):

1st Class

Approx 1 day delivery after despatch

2nd Class

Approx 3 days delivery after despatch

Airmail

Approx 3-7 days delivery after despatch

 

 

Ways to Pay

We are pleased to offer the following methods of payment to purchase our items (please note that Ebay may prevent methods other than Paypal in certain categories - this is out of our control):

Paypal

All major debit/credit cards

UK Cheques

Made payable to: S HILL

UK Postal Order (uncrossed)

Made payable to: S HILL

Paypal eCheques: when paying by Paypal depending upon the source of the payment, we may receive your payment in the form of a Paypal eCheque. This is similar to a paper cheque whereby it can take upwards of 10 days to clear. We will endevour to ship your item upon receipt of the cleared payment.

Returns Information

We try incredibly hard to achieve a high level of customer service, however things do go wrong from time to time. Our returns policy is as follows:

Faulty Items: If you receive an item which is genuinely faulty, in the first instance contact us by email through the Ebay message system defining the exact problem you are experiencing. Many issues can be solved immediately simply with a little help from us. If the item is faulty, we will then ask you to send the item back to us for a choice of either a refund of the original purchase price or a replacement. We regret we cannot refund any postage costs. We must be notified of faulty items immediately and item returned within 14 days of purchase. Faulty items which are returned and are working upon testing may be subject to a restocking fee.

Unwanted Items: If you no longer want the item you purchased we will accept the item back providing you notify us immediately and return the item within 14 days of purchase. The item must be returned to us ununused in a resaleable condition. All original packaging must be unopened and the item must be complete including any accessories or additional items supplied with the item. Upon us receiving the item in a satisfactory condition we will provide a refund less postage and packing of the original purchase price. It is recommended you send the item by Recorded or Special Delivery with sufficient packaging as we cannot refund lost or damaged items. Personalised items cannot be returned unless faulty.

Lost or Missing Items: We receive proof of posting for all our items. Although 99% of our items arrive ok, occasionally some do get lost on the way. We ask you to give sufficient time for the item to arrive. At busy times (i.e. Christmas) please allow longer. If you have not received your item within 7 days of us receiving your cleared payment, contact your local sorting office as they may be holding it if it was too large to fit in your letter box (they do not always leave a calling card). We will look into the problem and file a claim against Royal Mail. A replacement item will be despatched to you.

 

Terms and Conditions

By bidding and winning one of our Ebay auctions or by using the "buy-it-now" facility, you are agreeing to purchase the item and to pay in full at the agreed auction price plus postage and packaging charges.

We warrantee and represent that the goods are as described in this listing. We specifically disclaim any implied warranties of title, merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. Customers should satisfy themselves that any item choice made is suitable for their intended purpose or use. We pride ourselves on our customer service and will always be happy to help in the unlikely event that you have a problem.

No accessories or software licenses are included with this auction unless clearly stated otherwise.

 








 

 

 

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CoolNovelties.co.uk

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Item location: Oldham, United Kingdom
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