PHOTO MASK ~ Argh! LIFESIZE JEREMY CLARKSON ~ SPOOKY REAL ~ PARTY FUN ~ FREEPOSTSee original listing
02 May, 2013 12:20:30 BST
Essex, United Kingdom
New: A brand-new, unused, unopened and undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full details.
Weird and Spooky life-size photo mask. Be Jeremy Clarkson. Love him or loath him - you can't ignore him. Great party fun, stag night, hen night, any night. Elastic holds mask in place. Bizarre and hilarious effect when you turn your head and Mr Clarkson's flat face moves with you - loads of laughs. (Don't forget to wear a tatty jacket and stick a cushion down your shirt!)
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL, TOP QUALITY 'MASK-ARADE' ITEM AS SEEN ON DRAGON'S DEN. DO NOT ACCEPT INFERIOR SUBSTITUTES!
Only £3.95 including postage.
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