Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear not, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a colouring compendium to make use of those dull moments and truly maximise your creativity on the khazi. So grab your crayons and colour away - toilet time need no longer be a chore!
Hugh Jassburn has being pooing since 1974. He is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and strongly believes the flap should always be at the front of the roll. Hugh lives in Shitterton, Dorset, and dreams of moving to Pratt's Bottom in Kent one day.