01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3
in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers
you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through clothes
rails, jump out at then and say:"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the fetal Position and scream " OH NO! It's those voices
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
14 things for a man to do in asda
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8 April 2007
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