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I aint afraid to tell you, I bought a pair of these for a guy just shy of 25 stone! I'm not one for being nasty & saying he's got a large waist, but he is taller lying on his back than when he's standing on his feet. He's like a sideways hot air balloon but without the basket, ropes & Richard Branson. He looks like that thing Blade burns with a torch. Once, at a car dealership, he asked for something that goes from 0-60 in 1/2 a second.... they sold him some bathroom scales. Every time he asks for a small portion at the chippy, they ask if he's sure. If he got naked, painted himself blue & jumped out of a night flight, NASA would think Neptune is about to hit. Anyways, these pants would not fit a model size 2 food hater, let alone a 14 metre circumferenced, couldn't be further out the closet Juggernaut. Funny though. Well worth a purchase. 10/10.Read full review
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