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PublisherAMG Publishers

ISBN-100899573703

ISBN-139780899573700

eBay Product ID (ePID)30221265

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Book TitleWhy Can't Women Understand Men?

Number of Pages224 Pages

LanguageEnglish

TopicChristian Life / Family, Sexuality & Gender Studies

Publication Year2002

GenreReligion

AuthorRobert Hansen

FormatTrade Paperback

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Item Height0.3 in

Item Weight8.3 Oz

Item Length8.5 in

Item Width5.5 in

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Intended AudienceTrade

Grade FromEleventh Grade

Table Of ContentC O N T E N T S Acknowledgments ix Preface to Women xi Preface to men xii Part 1-Women, I Understand Them Perfectly 1 The Ultra-Secret Salad Test 3 I Just Don't See It 7 The Mysterious Brown Confection 10 Raptured into Shopping Heaven 14 Out with the Old? 18 They're Talking Over 22 A Man and his Beard 26 Part 2- At the Kitchen Table 31 "Man"-ers 33 Obtaining Extra Credit 36 The Perfect Food 39 Do Not-Do So 42 It's All in the Name 46 Backpacking Rules! 49 Casserole Etiquette 52 The Paper Plate-A Valuable Tool 55 Part 3-Sports and Shopping 59 Shopping Cart Complexities 61 A Hunt Food Store 65 Sport Foods 68 Part 4-Cherish Events 71 Graduation Efficiency 73 Commencement Alternatives 76 Laundry Basket 79 The Invitations 82 Word Counter 86 The Blessed Event 90 Part 5-Friendly Animals 95 There Ought to Be a Vaccine 97 All Puppies Are Cute 100 Where's the Puppy? 103 Rocky Speaks 107 Queen Oreo's Rebuttal 110 Rocky Runs 113 Part 6-Unmatched Pieces 117 "And, You Can have All the Ice Cream You Want" 119 A different Kind of Swimming 122 Tree Climbing 126 Women's Restrooms 129 Age Range 132 Betty Crocker 135 Christmas Insane 138 Christmas Shenanigans 141 Creative Memories 145 101 Things to Do 148 I Didn't Know I Was Depressed 151 Hero Dentist 155 Romance Novel 158 An Obstinate Appliance 162 Ups and Downs 166 Tropical Fish 169 An Unnoticed Cruelty 172 Hawk 176 Scripture References 179

Synopsis"Women, I Understand Them Perfectly!" - ROBERT HANSEN ( DID I REALLY SAY THAT ?) God has made men and women different. This is not an obstacle to be feared, but a joy to be celebrated. The author freely admits that much of his humor has its roots in the glorious, though often puzzling differences with which God has blessed the genders. It's these differing points of view that add spice to what would otherwise be a dull life. This book is a celebration of those baffling peculiarities. Why Can't Women Understand Men-We're So Simple? conveys the strange occurrences of everyday life in a way that will tickle your funny bone-in much the same way as Dave Barry and Erma Bombeck have done, but with a spiritual application. Perhaps once in a century a book comes along what's so insightful it's frightening. Unfortunately, Why Can't Women Understand Men-We're So Simple is not such a book "IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T SEE YOU EAT A SALAD BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED." That was the simple statement that opened Robert Hansen's door to the world of humor. From that point, Bob has written expositions on some rather outlandish concepts: * his fear that his wife was raptured into shopping heaven, * the strange love affair women have with chocolate, * the conspiracy of knick-knacks to take over the world, * innovative ideas to speed up lengthy graduation ceremonies, * practical tips corporations can use to make grocery shopping more male-friendly. Yes, the author has made fun of his wife, his kids, his pets, and himself, but it's only because he doesn't really understand much at all of life. But don't be too hard on this poor man. When you have read, and laughed, or at least smiled, perhaps you will find that buried in the humor are just the beginning parts of wisdom-but only the beginning parts., "Women, I Understand Them Perfectly " - ROBERT HANSEN ( DID I REALLY SAY THAT ?) God has made men and women different. This is not an obstacle to be feared, but a joy to be celebrated. The author freely admits that much of his humor has its roots in the glorious, though often puzzling differences with which God has blessed the genders. It's these differing points of view that add spice to what would otherwise be a dull life. This book is a celebration of those baffling peculiarities. Why Can't Women Understand Men-We're So Simple? conveys the strange occurrences of everyday life in a way that will tickle your funny bone-in much the same way as Dave Barry and Erma Bombeck have done, but with a spiritual application. Perhaps once in a century a book comes along what's so insightful it's frightening. Unfortunately, Why Can't Women Understand Men-We're So Simple is not such a book "IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T SEE YOU EAT A SALAD BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED." That was the simple statement that opened Robert Hansen's door to the world of humor. From that point, Bob has written expositions on some rather outlandish concepts: * his fear that his wife was raptured into shopping heaven, * the strange love affair women have with chocolate, * the conspiracy of knick-knacks to take over the world, * innovative ideas to speed up lengthy graduation ceremonies, * practical tips corporations can use to make grocery shopping more male-friendly. Yes, the author has made fun of his wife, his kids, his pets, and himself, but it's only because he doesn't really understand much at all of life. But don't be too hard on this poor man. When you have read, and laughed, or at least smiled, perhaps you will find that buried in the humor are just the beginning parts of wisdom-but only the beginning parts., Perhaps once in a century a book comes along that is so insightful it is frightening. Why Don't Women Understand Men, unfortunately, is not such a book. However, this may be the best book written on the subject of man-woman relationships, in the last several days.