I Only Roast the Ones I Love How to Bust Balls W/O Burning Bridges Jeffrey Ross

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Publication Name
Gallery Press, The
ISBN
9781439102794
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Product Identifiers

Publisher
Gallery Press, T.H.E.
ISBN-10
1439102791
ISBN-13
9781439102794
eBay Product ID (ePID)
102737694

Product Key Features

Book Title
I only Roast the Ones I Love : How to Bust Balls Without Burning Bridges
Number of Pages
304 Pages
Language
English
Topic
General, Entertainment & Performing Arts, Form / Essays
Publication Year
2010
Genre
Biography & Autobiography, Humor
Author
Jeffrey Ross
Format
Trade Paperback

Dimensions

Item Height
0.8 in
Item Weight
10.7 Oz
Item Length
8.2 in
Item Width
5.3 in

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Intended Audience
Trade
Reviews
"Jeffrey Ross has a face for books, and I'm glad he's finally come to terms with that." -- Chelsea Handler, "Do yourself a favor...get Jeff's book, curl up next to the fireplace...and throw it in." -- Bob Saget, " I Only Roast the Ones I Love is one of the funniest, most compelling, touching, and controversial books I've ever read. If you love the art of people onstage saying funny insults that make your whole life's work seems like a bunch of crap, then this is the book for you." -- Chris Rock, "I've cooked a few meals in my day, but trust me, nobody knows how to cook someone's goose like Jeffrey Ross. He will teach you how to baste and bake all of your family and friends until every relationship is burnt beyond recognition. Ross is a flame-thrower at both ends." -- Rachael Ray, "I Only Roast the Ones I Loveis Jeff Ross's most insulting work yet. An indispensable guideto making certain everyone you know hates you. Very, very funny. Jeff's writing is the reason I learned to read." -- Jimmy Kimmel, "I Only Roast the Ones I Loveis one of the funniest, most compelling, touching, and controversial books I've ever read. If you love the art of people onstage saying funny insults that make your whole life's work seems like a bunch of crap, then this is the book for you." -- Chris Rock, "When Jeff asked me to give a quote for his book, my first thought was to get Jeff Ross to write it. He's incredibly funny and I'm incredibly busy." -- John Mayer, " I Only Roast the Ones I Love is Jeff Ross's most insulting work yet. An indispensable guideto making certain everyone you know hates you. Very, very funny. Jeff's writing is the reason I learned to read." -- Jimmy Kimmel
Synopsis
One of the world's foremost practitioners of insult comedy, Jeffrey Ross has memorably and uproariously roasted some of our favorite celebrities. Part memoir and part how-to guide, I Only Roast the Ones I Love unveils the irreverent secrets every successful roastmaster should know, such as how to: - Write roast jokes - Turn any event into a roast your friends will never forget - Rip your honoree a new one without hurting their feelings - Save yourself if you bomb - Prepare yourself to take a punch - Give toasts at family gatherings - Save lives through roasting Jeff's hilarious and poignant stories feature everyone from Dave Chappelle and Courtney Love to Tom Cruise and Bea Arthur and take readers backstage for unforgettable roasts of stars like Pamela Anderson, Flavor Flav, William Shatner, Shaquille O'Neal, Larry the Cable Guy, Bob Saget, and even the finalists of Dancing with the Stars . Most of all, Jeff's teachings will inspire you to channel your own inner roastmaster., One of the world's foremost practitioners of insult comedy, Jeffrey Ross has memorably and uproariously roasted some of our favorite celebrities. Part memoir and part how-to guide, I Only Roast the Ones I Love unveils the irreverent secrets every successful roastmaster should know, such as how to: * Write roast jokes * Turn any event into a roast your friends will never forget * Rip your honoree a new one without hurting their feelings * Save yourself if you bomb * Prepare yourself to take a punch * Give toasts at family gatherings * Save lives through roasting Jeff's hilarious and poignant stories feature everyone from Dave Chappelle and Courtney Love to Tom Cruise and Bea Arthur and take readers backstage for unforgettable roasts of stars like Pamela Anderson, Flavor Flav, William Shatner, Shaquille O'Neal, Larry the Cable Guy, Bob Saget, and even the finalists of Dancing with the Stars . Most of all, Jeff's teachings will inspire you to channel your own inner roastmaster.

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