Only Dead on the Inside : A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse by James Breakwell (2017, Trade Paperback)
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Product Identifiers
PublisherBenBella Books
ISBN-101944648631
ISBN-139781944648633
eBay Product ID (ePID)237541683
Product Key Features
Book TitleOnly Dead on the inside : a Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
Number of Pages200 Pages
LanguageEnglish
Publication Year2017
TopicForm / Comic Strips & Cartoons, General, Topic / Marriage & Family, Form / Parodies
IllustratorYes
GenreHumor
AuthorJames Breakwell
FormatTrade Paperback
Dimensions
Item Height0.6 in
Item Weight10.4 Oz
Item Length8 in
Item Width6 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceTrade
LCCN2017-008274
Dewey Decimal818
Table Of ContentWelcome to the End Chapter 1: The Best Bad Day of Your Life Chapter 2: Kamikaze Kids Chapter 3: Eat or Be Eaten Chapter 4: What's Yours Is Mine Chapter 5: Going the Distance Chapter 6: Hide and Go Weep Chapter 7: Pacify This Chapter 8: Strolling for Trouble Chapter 9: The Home Front Chapter 10: You Are the Law Chapter 11: So You Have to Cut Off Your Arm Chapter 12: Driving Off into the Sunset The End of the End Acknowledgments About the Author
SynopsisIt's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay. There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us. Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs. This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it. If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best--and only--chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die., Author famous for viral humor about parenting presents a guide for parents who like zombies and have young kids., It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay. There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us. Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs. This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it. If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your bestand onlychance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.
LC Classification NumberPN6231.Z65B73 2017
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