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How to Write a Novel by Melanie Sumner 2015 Unabridged CD 9781504605809
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- 9781504605809
- Publication Year
- 2015
- Format
- Compact Disc
- Language
- English
- Book Title
- How to Write a Novel
- Publisher
- Blackstone Audio, Incorporated
- Genre
- Fiction
- Topic
- Family Life, Satire, Humorous / General
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"How to Write a Novel" is a portrait of a stressed-out modern family, narrated by precocious twelve-year-old Aris Thibodeau as she writes her first novel. A brilliantly funny work of metafiction, Aris is Adrian Mole if he were living with his frazzled single mother in Kanuga, Georgia. With the same wry humor as Sue Townsend s bestselling series, Aris attempts to find her mother, Diane, a suitable mate. Aris dad, a sax-blowing rogue from Louisiana, died when Aris was just a baby but still resides as a ghost in the house, blowing fuses and sabotaging Diane s dates. Penn, a socialist/atheist/not-quite-redneck nanny, serves as a positive male influence for Max, Aris emotionally frenetic eight-year-old brother. Aris thinks she could use some time with the family therapist, but money is tight, so Diane gives her a book, "Write a Novel in Thirty Days!," in the hope that Aris will work through her own issues on her laptop. Aris begins her book with a broken pipe in the bathroom, a flood that unearths Diane s stash of journals. While reading the journals, Aris discovers a terrible secret regarding her dead father s childhood, and their frenzied suburban life begins to break down: Diane loses her job, Max melts down when he learns building Legos isn t a viable talent for the talent show, and Aris mails her mother s journals out to strangers on eBay and stalks the neighborhood s child molesters with a machete. But as Aris machinations to set Diane up with Penn begin to bear fruit, Aris wonders if a normal family isn t what she d needed after all. Captured through the lens of a snarky, perceptive adolescent playing at adulthood, "How to Write a Novel" is a brilliant satire of the modern family, at once endearing, hilarious, and bittersweet a distillation of the sorts of witty, insightful quips that keep you from drowning your kid in the bathtub."
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Blackstone Audio, Incorporated
ISBN-10
1504605802
ISBN-13
9781504605809
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Product Key Features
Book Title
How to Write a Novel
Format
Compact Disc
Language
English
Topic
Family Life, Satire, Humorous / General
Publication Year
2015
Genre
Fiction
Dimensions
Item Length
5.7in
Item Width
5.2in
Additional Product Features
Intended Audience
Trade
Number of Volumes
8 Vols.
Edition Description
Unabridged Edition
Dewey Decimal
813/.54
Dewey Edition
23
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