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Ask a Ninja Presents the Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forw... by Kent Nichols
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Item specifics
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- ISBN
- 030740580X
- EAN
- 9780307405807
- Date of Publication
- 2008-09-09
- Publication Name
- N/A
- Type
- Paperback / softback
- Release Title
- Ask a Ninja Presents the Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forwa...
- Artist
- Kent Nichols
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About this product
Product Identifiers
Publisher
Crown Publishing Group, T.H.E.
ISBN-10
030740580X
ISBN-13
9780307405807
eBay Product ID (ePID)
28038303404
Product Key Features
Book Title
Aska Ninja Presents the Ninja Handbook : this Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon
Number of Pages
336 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
2008
Topic
Personal & Practical Guides, General, Form / Parodies, Topic / Sports
Illustrator
Yes
Genre
Reference, Humor
Format
Trade Paperback
Dimensions
Item Height
0.7 in
Item Weight
9.3 Oz
Item Length
7.9 in
Item Width
5.1 in
Additional Product Features
Intended Audience
Trade
LCCN
2008-000373
Dewey Edition
22
Dewey Decimal
818/.602
Synopsis
DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path. After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook , the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja. Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die-probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly could've been. For the true of heart or the extremely lucky, this powerful and honorable manuscript contains such phenomenal ninja wisdom as: *How to create and name your very own lethal ninja clan *The proper weapon to use when fighting a vampire pumpkin *Why clowns and robots are so dangerous on the Internet *Easy-to-follow charts showing when to slice and when to stab *How to execute such ultradeadly kicks as the Driving Miss Daisy *Why pretty much every ninja movie ever made sucks *How to make a shoggoth explode using well-placed foliage *What the heck a shoggoth is and why you'll need to make it explode *Death Aide certification *And much more ninjafied enlightenment on every shuriken-sharp page! Remember: People do not take the Path, the Path takes people., DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path. After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook , the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja. Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die-probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly could've been. For the true of heart or the extremely lucky, this powerful and honorable manuscript contains such phenomenal ninja wisdom as: -How to create and name your very own lethal ninja clan -The proper weapon to use when fighting a vampire pumpkin -Why clowns and robots are so dangerous on the Internet -Easy-to-follow charts showing when to slice and when to stab -How to execute such ultradeadly kicks as the Driving Miss Daisy -Why pretty much every ninja movie ever made sucks -How to make a shoggoth explode using well-placed foliage -What the heck a shoggoth is and why you'll need to make it explode -Death Aide certification -And much more ninjafied enlightenment on every shuriken-sharp page Remember: People do not take the Path, the Path takes people.
LC Classification Number
PN6231.N65S37 2008
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