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Item specifics

Condition
New: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. See the ...
Original Language
English
Topic
Books
ISBN
9781447223238
Publication Year
2012
Format
Hardcover
Language
English
Book Title
Mock the Week's only Book You'll Ever Need
Item Height
225mm
Author
Dan Patterson
Publisher
Pan Macmillan
Genre
Humor
Item Width
165mm
Item Weight
504g
Number of Pages
160 Pages

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Product Information

Mock the Week is back, with the perfect gift for anyone interested in Life, the Universe and childish smut. Whether you're eight* or eighty*, this is the only guide to life that you'll ever need. Includes: Bad Things to Hear in a Maternity Ward: 'In an attempt to empathise with my wife, I want you to ram this pineapple up my backside.' Unlikely Greetings Cards: Sorry to hear about your mother. (On the plus side, you can afford that new house, now.) Bad Things to Shout During Sex: 'Did you hear that? Did they just say England are 81 for 5?' Unlikely Things to Read on a Gravestone: Fell asleep on 16 August 2004. Unfortunately whilst driving a truck on the M5. Unlikely School Report Cards: Dear Mr and Mrs Johnson, Boris is a very popular and intelligent boy who should go far, just as long as he's not put in charge of anything complex. *Probably best not to give this book to an eight-year-old. **Or an eighty-year-old, for that matter.

Product Identifiers

Publisher
Pan Macmillan
ISBN-13
9781447223238
eBay Product ID (ePID)
117403947

Product Key Features

Book Title
Mock the Week's only Book You'll Ever Need
Author
Dan Patterson
Format
Hardcover
Language
English
Publication Year
2012
Genre
Humor
Number of Pages
160 Pages

Dimensions

Item Height
225mm
Item Width
165mm
Item Weight
504g

Additional Product Features

Title_Author
Dan Patterson
Country/Region of Manufacture
United Kingdom

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The CD player arrived in good time and good condition.I emailed ahead asking for the CD player's volume button to be packed around, explained I'd purchased this CD before (from a different seller) and the button during transit had pushed into the player and broke it. The CD arrived in working order, but that was pure luck. The CD had been packed facing to the bottom of the box and the button not packed around. I'd wouldn't order anything that could break from this seller.
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