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Nightlight: A Parody of Twilight - Paperback NEW Lampoon, Harvar 2009-11-03

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Condition
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Weight
154grams
Subjects
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Pages
256
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Type
Unknown
ISBN
9781849013338
Publication Year
2009
Format
Paperback
Language
English
Book Title
Nightlight: a Parody of Twilight
Item Height
197mm
Author
The Harvard Lampoon, Inc
Publisher
Little, Brown Book Group
Topic
Books
Item Width
133mm
Item Weight
118g
Number of Pages
160 Pages

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When you like, live forever, what's there to live for? 'About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.' And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch! - he saves her from a flying snowball and Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the hysterical tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Publisher
Little, Brown Book Group
ISBN-13
9781849013338
eBay Product ID (ePID)
86689154

Product Key Features

Book Title
Nightlight: a Parody of Twilight
Author
The Harvard Lampoon, Inc
Format
Paperback
Language
English
Topic
Books
Publication Year
2009
Number of Pages
160 Pages

Dimensions

Item Height
197mm
Item Width
133mm
Item Weight
118g

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The Harvard Lampoon, Inc
Country/Region of Manufacture
United Kingdom

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Charlies Chapters Ltd
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  • I havent read the book my friend said it was great.

    I brought the book for my friend as we both love The Twilight Saga both film and book version, and i thought this would be a nice change.

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