How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism,...

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9780451494924
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Publisher
Crown Publishing Group, T.H.E.
ISBN-10
045149492X
ISBN-13
9780451494924
eBay Product ID (ePID)
14038296945

Product Key Features

Book Title
How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety : And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
Number of Pages
144 Pages
Language
English
Topic
Topic / Animals, Cats / Breeds, Form / Parodies
Publication Year
2016
Illustrator
Yes
Genre
Pets, Humor
Author
Zachary Auburn
Format
Trade Paperback

Dimensions

Item Height
0.3 in
Item Weight
6.8 Oz
Item Length
8.2 in
Item Width
5.5 in

Additional Product Features

Intended Audience
Trade
LCCN
2016-004002
Dewey Edition
23
Dewey Decimal
818.602
Synopsis
The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, "What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?" and "What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?" and especially "Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?" Our country--and our cats--stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats--and America--great again!, The cats of America are under siege Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, "What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?" and "What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?" and especially "Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?" Our country--and our cats--stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats--and America--great again
LC Classification Number
PN6231.C23A93 2016

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    A Very Entertaining Book!

    My book was slightly delayed due to stock damage and the book I did receive had a slight nick in the bottom of the cover, but it’s hardly noticeable and the content of the book is so entertaining it was well worth the wait.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: NewSold by: happyinthehead

  • Loved The Book

    This book will help you discuss all those topics with that special feline friend. Very interesting and informative.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-ownedSold by: clickgoodwillbooks

  • Hilarious!!

    It is sharp witted and biting satire. Many will not get it but for the rest of us it's quite funny.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: NewSold by: innersleeve-1

  • Best Book Ever!

    A good reference to have if you have both cats and firearms in your home. ;0)

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: NewSold by: greatbookprices2

  • Great shape! Sadly my cat didn’t catch o...

    Great shape! Sadly my cat didn’t catch on to the lessons.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-ownedSold by: seattlegoodwillbooks