You'll go thru the eye of Eywa.
Went in cold on this one. Didn't listen to Sean Evans of hot one's and build up to the heat. Put maybe 1/8-1/4 tsp dab on a wing.First off the taste is good, so after you die and come back to life after eating it you can appreciate the flavor that lasted less time than zebra stripe gum. Then the heat hits. It simmers n keeps coming until you feel it in your eardrums. I had milk waiting which is a slight but sweet relief, barely helping but it keeps you from cutting your tongue off. Mouth on fire doesn't describe the pain. I literally had my mouth in a bowl of milk. After that didn't relieve enough pain I put a frozen block of meat on my tongue. Then ur guts start hurting. Time has stopped at this point and what I imagine was 2-3 min rather than eternities after eating it I evacuated out of both ends, in that order with quick succession. Which surprisingly gave me hope with that pressure gone I may actually live to see another day. Time began to pass again n the fire in my mouth began to die down. I felt as if I got the flu, Ebola, the plague and a lobotomy all at once and fast forwarded thru the illnesses in mach speed. I was completely drained, my guts ached, I saw stars, triangles n sweet baby jesus at the end of the fiery tunnel of which I was finally emerging. I was in fact no longer on deaths door. I'd survived. That being said, I'd try it again.
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