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SynopsisYou Drive Like an Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the asshole drivers you encounter on the road, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of asshole drivers -- but now you can fight back Ever wish you could leave a note for the asshole not paying attention to the road, or the asshole hauling the speedboat, or the asshole with the Duct-taped-on fender? Now you can Whether it's the asshole driving on a flat tire, the asshole who blocked you in, the asshole bus driver, or the senior citizen asshole, you should never get on the road without this useful book ever again Letters include: Dear Asshole Too Young to Afford That Car Dear Rush-Hour-Taxi-Driving Asshole Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Slow Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Fast Dear Unmarked-Police-Car Asshole Dear Asshole Driving on a Mini Spare Tire Dear VNTY-PLT ASSHL Dear Asshole Driving in the Carpool Lane And more, Dear Asshole Reading the Book Summary,Ever wish you could leave a note on the windshield of the obsessive-lane-changing asshole or the asshole with the Duct-taped-on fender? Assholes on the road come in all shapes and sizes, such as the ugly asshole in the Italian sports car, the proud asshole parent of an honor student, the asshole not paying attention to the road, or even the asshole looking at an actual paper map. For all of these assholes and more, this book is there for you to vent your frustrations, lodge your complaints, and leave tear-out notes for every road-legal offender you will undoubtedly encounter on the road. You're welcome. Sincerely,The folks at You Drive Like an Asshole P.S. Stop dawdling and just buy the book already, asshole., You Drive Like an Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the asshole drivers you encounter on the road, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of asshole drivers -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a note for the asshole not paying attention to the road, or the asshole hauling the speedboat, or the asshole with the Duct-taped-on fender? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole driving on a flat tire, the asshole who blocked you in, the asshole bus driver, or the senior citizen asshole, you should never get on the road without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Too Young to Afford That Car Dear Rush-Hour-Taxi-Driving Asshole Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Slow Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Fast Dear Unmarked-Police-Car Asshole Dear Asshole Driving on a Mini Spare Tire Dear VNTY-PLT ASSHL Dear Asshole Driving in the Carpool Lane And more!