The stylish Borg
I was once fully human and avoided the seemingly ubiquitous trend of the bluetooth accessory. Not for me the walking about prattling into thin air gibber gobber. In fact, the rude trumpeting of "important windows of opportunity" and "pinch-points in the to-be picture" made me want to reach for my cricket bat in the interests of peace and humanity.
But I missed so many phone calls while driving the old volvo that I was forced to buy this product at a very reasonable price. It is so lightweight and simple to use even this confirmed soldier of tradition and harker back to the days of the old railway poster learned to use it in a day.
Now I revel in interrupting my passenger's conversation with a modern self-important "excuse me, Florence, my dear, I must take this call". I delight in flouting my incorporation into the modern age of technology while waiting at the lights and looking across at those still resolutely entirely animal.
Thank you for the easy transition into the bluetooth blackberry age.
Of course, should I wear this anywhere outside of the car I would deserve to be brained by a medieval mace.
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