Picture 1 of 1
Stock photo
Picture 1 of 1
Stock photo
Babies: Haynes Explains by Boris Starling (Hardcover, 2016)
BOOKS etc. (523808)
99.5% positive Feedback
Price:
£7.85
Free postage
Returns:
60 days return. Buyer pays for return postage. If you use an eBay delivery label, it will be deducted from your refund amount.
Condition:
ISBN-13: 9781785211027, 978-1785211027. Haynes Explains Babies Haynes Explains. He writes regularly for several national newspapers., Complete your Haynes Explains collection by viewing our other manuals here.
- Buy it nowHaynes Explains Babies - 9781785211027
Oops! Looks like we're having trouble connecting to our server.
Refresh your browser window to try again.
About this product
Product Information
The Haynes Manual is one of publishing s most famous and enduring icons. More than 200 million copies have been sold, covering everything from Austin Allegros to Zombie Survival. Now Haynes is sending itself up in a fabulously amusing and brilliantly-observed new format. Haynes Explains are compact guides to four major stages of life: babies, teenagers, marriage and pensioners. Based on the classic stripdown and rebuild outline, and using original Haynes lines drawings, these books are perfect gifts or stocking fillers. Nine months is also the time it takes to reach Mars from Earth. There will be occasions when a ticket to the Red Planet will seem a pretty decent swap. The aim of Haynes Explains Babies is to help you get the best value from your new offspring. It can help you (a) decide what work must be done (b) tackle this work yourself, though you may choose to have much of it performed by external contractors such as a grandparent, a nanny, or That Woman Down The Road Who Only Charges A Fiver An Hour. Sections include: Assembly & Production (pregnancy & birth). Fuel (feeding). When your baby has drunk enough, he may well pass out on the bar, still in situ. This is excellent practice for his university years. Emission Control Systems (wind). Transportation Methods (seats, slings & strollers). When your baby starts to misbehave, you can use a playpen. Playpens are nice and safe. When your baby s calmed down, you can climb out again. Pit Stops (nappy changing). Routine Maintenance (illnesses & vaccinations). Parents may also voluntarily inject themselves with small doses of something harmful. In their case, it s called Botox.Product Identifiers
PublisherHaynes Publishing Group
ISBN-139781785211027
eBay Product ID (ePID)225664593
Product Key Features
Book TitleBabies: Haynes Explains
AuthorBoris Starling
FormatHardcover
LanguageEnglish
TopicBooks
Publication Year2016
Number of Pages40 Pages
Dimensions
Item Height189mm
Item Width146mm
Item Weight185g
Additional Product Features
Title_AuthorBoris Starling
Country/Region of ManufactureUnited Kingdom
All listings for this product
Ratings and reviews
Most relevant reviews
- 24 Apr, 2023
Hilarious
Retired midwife and grandma to twins, I bought as a present to new parents and of course read it first, hilarious and so true all babies are different and you need to find out how to cope with the model you have! I used to tell parents it’s a bit like watching a Hurricane on television v having one take your roof off. Just remember they grow up so fast so enjoy them and hope they have twins!Verified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 18 Dec, 2018
Must buy
Such a great idea, a baby book that will appeal to men and gets some good info over in a way they can relate to.Verified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 11 May, 2022
Great..
Great book can't wait to add it to my Goddaugthers Baby shower gifts..Verified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 03 Oct, 2019
HUMOROUS BABY MANUAL
Well thought out, amusing baby manual, useful tips presented with humour in the typical Haynes Car manuals ... great gift for a dad to beVerified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 22 Apr, 2022
A fun book
A fun book, bought for my son who’s wife is expecting their first babyVerified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 27 Dec, 2018
Great book at a great price.
Excellent book at a fair price. Recommended.Verified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 23 Apr, 2020
An amusing book
A very funny book. Ideal as a gift for an expectant father who knows a bit about engine parts.Verified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 10 Oct, 2019
Haynes Baby Manual
This book is well worth a read for either new parents or people that are already parents. Prepared to have your ribs tickled!!Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 16 Aug, 2024
Light harted reference manual for beginner dads.
Great reference book ( NOT SERIOUS) good male banter.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 06 Apr, 2018
Haynes manual - babies
A funny book, great gift! Many thanks.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
