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How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man by Mary McHugh (2004, Trade Paperback)
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Product Identifiers
PublisherAndrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN-100740739522
ISBN-139780740739521
eBay Product ID (ePID)30460623
Product Key Features
Book TitleHow Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
Number of Pages144 Pages
LanguageEnglish
Publication Year2004
TopicTopic / Men, Women & Relationships, Life Stages / Later Years, General, Form / Jokes & Riddles
IllustratorYes
GenreFamily & Relationships, Humor
AuthorMary Mchugh
FormatTrade Paperback
Dimensions
Item Height0.4 in
Item Weight6.3 Oz
Item Length6.7 in
Item Width5.7 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceTrade
LCCN2003-062817
Dewey Edition22
Dewey Decimal305.26
SynopsisA crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife, What setting do I use? His wife asked, What does it say on the shirt? He yelled back, University of Texas. If this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he's a crotchety old man We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you From the author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady here's the companion, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man , a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build something rather than read the instructions are coupled with the charming and humorous art of Adrienne Hartman. If he's ever done one of the following things, it's a sure sign you have a crotchety old man on your hands: * Stood in the middle of the kitchen and said, Where's the butter? * Bought cans of broken cashews because they're cheaper. * Yelled at news anchors on television. * Cheated on his diet but yelled at his wife when she ate one MandM. Perfect for Father's Day, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the crotchety zone. It also makes a great gift for that guy in your life who is a crotchety old man but will never believe one line in this book is about him, A crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife, "What setting do I use?" His wife asked, "What does it say on the shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Texas." If this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he's a crotchety old man! We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you! From the author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady here's the companion, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man , a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build something rather than read the instructions are coupled with the charming and humorous art of Adrienne Hartman. If he's ever done one of the following things, it's a sure sign you have a crotchety old man on your hands: * Stood in the middle of the kitchen and said, "Where's the butter?" * Bought cans of broken cashews because they're cheaper. * Yelled at news anchors on television. * Cheated on his diet but yelled at his wife when she ate one MandM. Perfect for Father's Day, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the crotchety zone. It also makes a great gift for that guy in your life who is a crotchety old man but will never believe one line in this book is about him!, A crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife, "What setting do I use?" His wife asked, "What does it say on the shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Texas." If this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he's a crotchety old man We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you From the author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady here's the companion, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man , a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build something rather than read the instructions are coupled with the charming and humorous art of Adrienne Hartman. If he's ever done one of the following things, it's a sure sign you have a crotchety old man on your hands: * Stood in the middle of the kitchen and said, "Where's the butter?" * Bought cans of broken cashews because they're cheaper. * Yelled at news anchors on television. * Cheated on his diet but yelled at his wife when she ate one MandM. Perfect for Father's Day, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the crotchety zone. It also makes a great gift for that guy in your life who is a crotchety old man but will never believe one line in this book is about him, We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you! Now, from the author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady comes its companion, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man, a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build something rather than read the instructions are coupled with the charming and humorous art of Adrienne Hartman.If he's ever done one of the following things, it's a sure sign you have a Crotchety Old Man on your hands: Stood in the middle of the kitchen and said, "Where's the butter'" Bought cans of broken cashews because they're cheaper. Yelled at news anchors on television. Cheated on his diet but yelled at his wife when she ate one M&M.Perfect for Father's Day, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the Crotchety Zone. It also makes a great gift for that guy in your life who is a Crotchety Old Man but will never believe one line in this book is about him.
LC Classification NumberHQ1061.M37619 2004
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- 29 Jan, 2019
Great guideline keeping us all on the straight and narrow in a fun way.
growing up being middle aged you have your own agenda, beliefs, might say stuck in my own ways. This book re examines your values and disects in a fun way making sure you don't stray too far off course being the nice guy I am and will remain the same in many years down the roadVerified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 08 Dec, 2020
It is for my 69 year old husband .
Pretty funny.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 13 Jan, 2021
Have not received
I am still waiting for the book to be delivered. It is stuck in Pittsburgh. Trying find my package with usps but can’t get through. I will keep trying.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 23 Nov, 2021
How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
Front cover and title are excellent. Content is weak and really not funny.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 27 Nov, 2019
Gift
It' a gift, did not read.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 05 Jul, 2017
Funny but true❗
Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 23 Sep, 2019
great
funnyVerified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
