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Table Of ContentContents Acknowledgments xi "Another Day Almost Over" by Phyllis Janowitz xii Part One: Family Life 1 Performance Art 3 Looks Good on Paper 8 A New York Marriage 19 Commencement Speech at the Community College of Beaver County 21 Style 29 White, Single and Female in New York City 34 Mothers 39 And Baby Makes Four 42 The New York Child 49 The New York jungle 50 Willow, Aged Four and a Half 61 A Miracle 62 Eat Your Peas 63 Part Two: Animals 67 Why I'm a Little dog Person 69 A New York Squirrel 74 City Squirrel No. 2 75 The Dog without a Personality 78 The Difference between Dogs and Babies 85 The Catlady 89 Ferrets 92 Obsessed with Ferrets 96 A Trip to the Veterinarian 105 Riverside Park 107 The New York Birdman 109 Queen of the Brooklyn Rodeo 113 f0 Raped by Butterflies 117 A Monarch in Manhattan 120 The Kangaroos at the Zoo 122 Part Three: Breakthroughs in Science and Medicine 125 Harassment 127 Sex, Unable to 130 My Peculiar Affliction 134 Psychological Testing 136 A Visit to Bellevue Hospital 138 Old People 145 Maybe I Am, Maybe Not 147 Part Four: Food 149 Gluttony 151 The Food Chain 154 The Supermarket, Part Two 159 The Dinner Party f0161 Salad 167 City Water 168 New York Wrestling Restaurant 170 An Evening at the Very Fine Pierre Hotel 178 The Black Hole in the Donut 184 Hors d'Oeuvres 190 Bar and Grill 195 Durian Fruit 201 Tajine 205 Part Five: City Life 211 Why I Love New York 213 A Heck of a Town 215 The City Dweller's Daily Writing Routine 222 I Was an Elderly Teenage Extra in a Video for MTV 224 Art in the Early'80s 229 Andy'85 240 The Story of Publishing as Told by an Author 247 Summer of Excess 249 Big City Makeover 256 Manhattan Manners 263 Some New York Apartments 269 Noise in New York 277 New York Media 280 A New York Bank 283 The Literary Mafia 288 Pearl River 290 Net Worth 293 The Economy of New York 297 Movies 308 Cross town, Cross culture 312 The Same but Not the Same 315 New York City, One More Time 322 Looking Out 332 Andy 335 Something That Still Brings Tears When I Think about It 337 The Subways 339 Assignment from the NY Times Op Ed Page 345 After 9/11 347 About the Author 349
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LC Classification NumberF128.55.J36 2004