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Zombie Flesh Eaters 3 (DVD, 2004)
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Zombie Flesh Eaters 3 , Uncut Version , Cert 18 , VIPCO Vaults of Horror
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I DO LOVE THESE VIPCO DVDS AS SOME ARE CLASICK "B"MOVIES SHITE LOST 4 EVER IN VID/DVD HEVEN/hell!?[W.T.F]~LOL After "ZOMBIE flesh eaters 2", did we really think that the "ZOMBIE flesh eaters" series could get any worse? Upon watching the laugh-riot that is "ZOMBIE flesh eaters 3", I can happily answer that question with a "Yes". The opening credits are probably the best thing about this movie that screams "straight-to-video", red block credits against a black background that slide off-screen to the soundtrack of some 80's "Survivor"-wannabes singing about something to do with the 'nightlife'. Anyway, the opening scenes of ZOMB F E 3 will set the laugh meter right off. We have some high-school production set that is supposed to resemble a 'cave' with some black guy chanting incantations from "The Book Of The Dead" (how do we know this? It says it right there on the front cover in black permanent marker!). In the background, we have some black woman with long frizzy hair running around doing jazz-ballet moves from "CATS" in some weird "new wave"-type dance. She pauses every few minutes to shriek, which is supposed to infer that she's gone bonkers.Suddenly, an 'animated' light (the bulk of the special effects budget went into this one scene) appears and floats into her open mouth as she screams and the next thing you know, she's floating down some hole that opens up in the floor, "slow-motion"-style (LOL). A group of white people appear brandishing guns who start accusing the black priest of bringing death and destruction to the people of the island. The priest blames the white people (who are apparently Doctors) of killing his wife and daughter and that they will now face their wrath when they come back from the dead as 'flesh eating' demons. One gun happy white man shoots the priest, and before you know it, the black girl who just went down the hole is back, as a demon! With huge white plastic fangs (they look like Halloween props) and green juice that she dribbles freely from her ridiculously over-stuffed mouth, she chases the white folk around the caves where she kills them one by one in hilarious fashions. She throws one guy, face-first into the wall, another guy, she slowly rips his face off. Two guys, she corners in front of a locked gate where the camera pans away so we can hear screams and see red paint being splashed onto the wall. In another unrelated scene, we see a couple and their daughter running around in the forest, pausing to look back every few seconds while the camera dogs them from behind. The fog machine has been set on "MAX" as they scurry under palm fronds and jump logs. When they pause for a breather, the father tells them to wait there (that's right, it's the perfect moment to split up!) while he checks out the surroundings. A zombie in a habit shows up and takes a bite out of the father's neck. The mother gives some amulet to the daughter and makes her run off while she grabs a yardstick to 'take care of business'. (Check out the serious look on her face as she turns around to seek revenge! - LOL) Needless to say, her 'helping the situation' is pretty useless and she too is pulled down and eaten alive by several more zombies. Flash-forward twenty years, and the little girl (who somehow escaped the island!) is back with a boatload of "Soldiers of Fortune" and her girlfriend. Their boat is 'sucked' towards the island (the motor goes out and they lose control of the steering) where they are grounded on zombie islandRead full review
ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS 3 IS AN ABYSMAL MOVIE THAT SHOULD BE AVOIDED LIKE THE PLAGUE. AS A MASSIVE FAN OF HORROR IN GENERAL SINCE THE AGE OF 9,NOW AT 26 I STRUGGLE TO THINK OF A MOVIE THATS WORSE. IT MAKES THE LIKES OF DEVOURING WAVES,THE DEAD NEXT DOOR AND CRITTERS 4 LOOK LIKE OSCAR WINNING PICTURES. THE ZOMBIES (IF THATS WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE)ARE PENNY DREADFUL AT BEST RUNNING ROUND LIKE KIDS AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY,THE PLOT ERRR ... OH. IVE SEEN A LOT OF HOLLYWOOD,LOW BUDGET,CULT,BANNED,TARTAN,ETC I WOULDNT KNOW HOW TO CLASS THIS DISASTER TO BE FAIR. THIS TRIPE IS AN EMBARASSMENT TO LUCIO FULCI,AND A SLAP IN THE FACE TO ANYONE WHO PURCHASES IT THE STING ON MY LEFT CHEEK IS STILL THERE.DIRE.
I'm into zombie movies thats a fact, the italian ones for that matter. Does rotting corpses dragging themselves all over the place, nice! Lots of gore and blood, some nudity, bad actors, weird camera angles and you got yourself a cool zombie B-movie. This one is no exception. I would like to pay my tribute to all directors and actors, all the people that are involved in making these movies. With pratically zero budget its a miracle some of these movies even got out in the first place, and some of the gore for that time seems quite realistic. Sure some are crappy in plot and in lines, but great anyhow. To hell with computer generated gore in some movies today, i prefer this type of gore, its a lot better, in my opinion. Watch out for a scene near the end where you see a zombies back and actually its underwear, and it is completely white. Theres one clean zombie, who loves is higiene above everything, lol.Read full review
I'm not sure what films 'jonthebloody'does like (he seems to have decided to watch critters 4 once!!) but if you are a fan of the Italian horror genre, you will like this film. Obviously Zombie flesh eaters 1 in one of a kind, but the two sequels are good fun, gory, bloody zombie flicks. A must for any collector, I wasn't disappointed when I saw this film.
absolutly loved the film. i am into horrors, and the more gory the better. i wasnt disappointed with this purchase, i have one and two and wanted to get them all, so if theres anymore out there, i will buy them. hopefully from the same person who i bought this one from. it was in excellent condition, well packed, and the description given was true to form. excellent.
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