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Why Mummy Doesn't Give a ...! by Gill Sims (Hardcover, 2019)
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Family begins with a capital eff. for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is 'just a phase.'. Potty training and the associated accidents 'is just a phase'. The tantrums of the terrible twos are 'just a phase'.
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Family begins with a capital eff. I'm wondering how many more f cking 'phases' I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me 'it's just a phase!' for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is 'just a phase.' Potty training and the associated accidents 'is just a phase'. The tantrums of the terrible twos are 'just a phase'. The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1pm without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All 'just phases!' When do the 'phases' end though? WHEN? Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight - a dragon badger or a ninja horse - they are Snapchatting the night away, stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts - except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours. And there is never, but never, any milk in the house. At least the one thing they can all agree on is that rescued Barry the Wolfdog may indeed be The Ugliest Dog in the World, but he is also the loveliest.Product Identifiers
PublisherHarperCollins
ISBN-139780008301255
eBay Product ID (ePID)4046682751
Product Key Features
Book TitleWhy Mummy Doesn't Give a ...!
Number of Pages352 Pages
LanguageEnglish
Publication Year2019
TopicBooks
GenreHumor
AuthorGill Sims
FormatHardcover
Dimensions
Item Height204 mm
Item Weight400 g
Item Width135 mm
Additional Product Features
Country/Region of ManufactureUnited Kingdom
Title_AuthorGill Sims
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- 24 Nov, 2021
Love the whole series of books
A great light hearted, funny book ,a great bedtime read that makes you smile and laugh before sleep. SteveVerified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 01 Jun, 2021
AMUSING BOOK
Read all of this collection of books and loved them all - very amusing and true to lifeVerified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 17 Jul, 2019
Excellent and very amusing read.
Well up to standard previously set by this author.Verified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 24 Jul, 2019
Super book
Well worth reading especially for ladies with teenage childrenVerified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 23 Jun, 2020
Fab book
Great book. Read it over one weekend. An emotional rollercoaster of a mums life.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 08 Jul, 2020
Laugh out loud 🤣
This is a laugh out loud book. Easy reading,I couldn’t put it down and unfortunately could relate to lots of Ellen’s predicaments , hilarious 😂Verified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 13 May, 2024
Thanks for my book
Thanks for my bookVerified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 18 Mar, 2021
Not as funny as the first installment but a good read
Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
