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Adopt a rescue human. They think they are adopting you. Humans that need homes go to special places where cats are kept. These are rescue humans. Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or sometimes when they play the piano. They cannot purr. Cat psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity. Baby humans don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly retarded. Gay tom humans make the best pets.Product Identifiers
PublisherHodder & Stoughton
ISBN-139780340861707
eBay Product ID (ePID)91422820
Product Key Features
Book TitleOne Hundred Secret Thoughts Cats Have about Humans
AuthorCelia Haddon
FormatPaperback
LanguageEnglish
TopicCats
Publication Year2003
GenreHumor
Number of Pages96 Pages
Dimensions
Item Height153mm
Item Width115mm
Additional Product Features
Title_AuthorCelia Haddon
Country/Region of ManufactureUnited Kingdom