m.j.schmidt on eBay

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SAY'S WHO AM I???? LOL! Most of you KNOW who I am, whether you LIKE me or NOT! For those of you who DON'T--I am a NOBODY "homeless" man who prefers to live in a DUMPSTER than be productive in society... I eat SPAM and half-eaten McDonald's cheeseburgers whenever I get the chance, mostly a steady diet of goverment cheese. I "panhandle" for "whiskey-cash" in front of the local "Macy's" department store. When I'm not "out and about" partaking in my daily acitivities, I'm usually sleeping in A VAN down by the RIVER! I list my eBay items from the local public library, and shave in public drinking fountains. I don't shower much... My goal in life is to save enough money to buy my very own Double wide trailor with a concrete foundation in KALAMAZOO. If that doesn't work out, I'll settle for a TENT situated on the national forrest service. My baseball career ended when I discovered vodka... It became impossible to hit those pesky little balls! Luckily, I don't drive anymore...not since the "electric pole" incident. If you want to know more...just check my POLICE RECORD, or contact the local chapter of my "BANK ON HANK FOR PRESIDENT"! I have a dangerous fascination with umbrellas, but I currently have it under control with sedatives.

Location: United StatesMember since: 16 Mar, 2000

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Accurate description

4.8

Reasonable postage cost

5.0

Delivery time

5.0

Communication

5.0

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2***l (857)- Feedback left by buyer.
Past year
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Outstanding experience. Items was exactly as described and low cost mailing. Item was packed well and prompt mailing. Exceptional overall transaction with zero issues! Grateful.
8***o (28)- Feedback left by buyer.
Past 6 months
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Package arrived with the item. Passenger seat and door were lying in the box. They had separated from the model at some point. I will attempt to repair it. Disappointed that it came in damaged. There was no damage to the packaging.
c***6 (1245)- Feedback left by buyer.
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A+ seller
i***a (4859)- Feedback left by buyer.
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Item(s) were shipped promptly and as described. A++
o***h (412)- Feedback left by buyer.
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Smooth transaction.
y***y (3203)- Feedback left by buyer.
Past 6 months
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Super fast shipping thank you so much

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2001 Upper Deck Golf Tiger Woods Rookie Card PSA Gem Mint 10

12 Aug, 2020

Review

Great job

(1) Ultra Pro One Touch Magnetic Card Holder 360pt Super FAT w/ UV Booklets

27 Oct, 2020

Review

Just as described

Philadelphia Eagles Kwikset house key blank KW1

19 Dec, 2018

Key

Great

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SAY'S  WHO AM I????  LOL! Most of you KNOW who I am, whether you LIKE me or NOT! For those of you who DON'T--I am a NOBODY "homeless" man who prefers to live in a DUMPSTER than be productive in society... I eat SPAM and half-eaten McDonald's cheeseburgers whenever I get the chance, mostly a steady diet of goverment cheese. I "panhandle" for "whiskey-cash" in front of the local "Macy's" department store. When I'm not "out and about" partaking in my daily acitivities, I'm usually sleeping in A VAN down by the RIVER! I list my eBay items from the local public library, and shave in public drinking fountains. I don't shower much... My goal in life is to save enough money to buy my very own Double wide trailor with a concrete foundation in KALAMAZOO. If that doesn't work out, I'll settle for a TENT situated on the national forrest service. My baseball career ended when I discovered vodka... It became impossible to hit those pesky little balls! Luckily, I don't drive anymore...not since the "electric pole" incident. If you want to know more...just check my POLICE RECORD, or contact the local chapter of my "BANK ON HANK FOR PRESIDENT"! I have a dangerous fascination with umbrellas, but I currently have it under control with sedatives.

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