Cat walked in this afternoon, looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Thought he was eating my Christmas turkey I ordered 3 months in advance because brexit is a silly sausage.
Turns out he was just gurning from all that cat nip. He was chewing air so hard he literally split atoms before my untrained human eye. Planning on using this atom splitting to my advantage when the energy crisis hits. Want cheap home made nuclear energy? Check out my future company, gurning gremlins. I’ll do you an ounce of electricity for £15.99.